Caption Competition!

Can you think of a witty and amusing caption for these two pictures? Rack your brains and e-mail us with your suggestions. Or alternatively, just enjoy the photos.

man with board on his head

Picture one: "During the course of the survey, some of the finer details may have been missed...".

odd chap in a kitchen

Picture two: "The scarcity of jobs leads to contemplation of alternative careers..."

Now you see the strange types we have to put up with in Sheffield. Can you think of any captions?

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